I would like to begin this post by asking...
Can y'all believe twitter is an application that we use free of CHARGE?!
Ladies and gentlemen, we are still amidst the very first month of the year. 28 days into the 366 days this leapyear shall provide, and already:
1. B.O.B. is questioning the literal shape of our world as we know it. He's also dropping diss tracks at astrophysicist, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who tried to explain to him that the world is definitely a sphere. He came back with a diss track for B.O.B., written and rapped by his nephew (and he didn't bother to delete his from soundcloud unlike his opponent).
2. Rob Kardashian is not only dating Blac Chyna (the babymomma of his little sister's boyfriend) but by some magic force she has even convinced him to actually post pictures to his instagram account AND to leave his house. Yes y'all. Rob Kardashian was spotted OUT AND ABOUT.
3. AND now, Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa have come to textualized blows via the application we know and love as twitter.
It appears that the whole shabang occurred as a result of the scrutiny Wiz Khalifa provided when Kanye West recently changed his soon to come album's title from Swish to Waves. Wiz Khalifa, feeling that Kanye West ripped Max B's popular mixtape series all involving a word and style of rap known as "The Wave" without providing Max B sufficient credit, instantly put his twitterfingers to work in protest. Wiz even went as far to say that Ye was not "wavy" enough for an album called Waves.
Wiz Khalifa was also not impressed when Kanye West tweeted out his respects to "The Wave" originator.
Though the entire thing was stupid, yet fun to watch, there is a lesson in absolutely everything.
So here are the ten things that I learned from the hilarious display.
1. Now people can (and likely already did) go back and forth about which rapper is right and which one is wrong in this whole ordeal. But, we must all understand that if you poke a bear, it's going to attack.. so just don't poke the bear.
2. Oddly enough, the world does not revolve around Kim Kardashian afterall.
3. Once someone has pissed you off, even when you find out that you misinterpreted them, it's still a hell of lot easier to fire off insults (17 of them to be precise) than it is to say, "Oops, my bad bruh."
4. Kanye West will find a way to credit himself for just about anything. Even your own seed.
5. Amber Rose can write endless books and march in anti slut shaming parades until her feet swell, but at the end of the day, Kanye West will continue to find innovative ways to slut shame MuvaRoseBud each time the opportunity arises.
6. The beautiful users of the twittersphere will find any tweet, no matter how old, when it is relevant to the twitterbeef at hand. For example:
7. If ever you engage in verbal warfare with someone, and your good friend (who happens to be in your presence during your rage) just so happens to be your opponent's stylist, everything is fair game except that individual's wardrobe. In fact, not only must you avoid insulting that someone's wardrobe... you must compliment that someone's wardrobe.
8. Many find it hypocritical of Kanye to slander Amber Rose the way he does since his wife has a leaked sex tape and an extensive celebrity line up of ex-boyfriends.
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Regardless of how we all feel, Yeezy clearly views his wife as a saint. The lesson in this is, even if it is just in your spouse's eyes, maybe Draya was on to something when she said "your hoeness can get deleted."
9. At the end of the day, Wiz Khalifa is just like the average man that is on drugs attitudinally; not much really matters.
10. Surprisingly, psycho or sane, Kanye West is someone I can identify with:
A. I always delete my drunk tweets when I sober up too, Ye.
B. I too, have sent up prayers to become both skinny and tall.
C. Based on the fact that his rage led to 17+ tweets geared towards Wiz Khalifa, I'm going to assume that #140AintEnough for him either.
